Letter to Bob

Dear Bob,

Please please start being nicer to me.  If you give me a nice win, I promise to stop cursing you, teasing you about your balls (you have to admit, sometimes they're just wrong!) and, accusing you of having a secret affair with Mrs "you-know-who".   I will even try to limit the wine intake while playing bingo - in my defense you do drive me to the bottle every now and then.  The lower the bingo balance, the higher the alcohol intake.  Ok, the wine thing might be pushing it - will consider reducing it only if its full house in 33balls - well, if that happened I will ever give you a 'flasher' (sorry roomies, no webcam, lmao).  Think that's fair, lol.

Hugs & kisses, Onyxxx